Sponge bath it is.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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