Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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