i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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