period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
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I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
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why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
God, I missed his penis.
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