Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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