So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Randomize
