I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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