whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
These tits shall not be calmed
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
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