So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I want a musical about memes.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
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