Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
she looked like the before picture.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Randomize