Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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