I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
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I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
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If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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