Do vagina's smell?
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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