she looked like the bat from fern gully.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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