It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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