So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
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