so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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