idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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