She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
Randomize
