I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
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Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
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I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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