Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
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with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
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Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.