I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
You surviving the open bar?
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Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
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obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
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I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet