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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.

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  That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling

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• (512): View more from Texas

  You surviving the open bar?

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  Super asto ex polenta omaha botad

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• (909): View more from California

  Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.

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• (806): View more from Texas

  Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.

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• (972): View more from Texas

  I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate

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• (458): View more from Oregon

  I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now

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• (607): View more from New York

  Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?

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  I think so and I think we were sober.

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• (530): View more from California

  I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good

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• (716): View more from New York

  My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet

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