oh god the rape fog is back!
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
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