I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
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Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
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He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
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