Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
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you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
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You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
We were destined to go to rehab together
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.