Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
