Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
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What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
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Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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