I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I believe in your delicious
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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