I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
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I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
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I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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