direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
It's just like the Real World with babies
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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