I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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