I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
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So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
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We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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