She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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