If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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