she takes plan B like it's going out of style
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
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