HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
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Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
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Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.