She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
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Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
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Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.