Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
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maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
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Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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