Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
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So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
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Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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