We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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