I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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