she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
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The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
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I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
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