just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
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Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
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I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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