just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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