I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
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still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
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Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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