i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
3pm strippers are depressing
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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