You're my little dorito
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
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I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
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I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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