Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
It's just like the Real World with babies
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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