I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
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We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
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I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Holy shit dude........stairs
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