I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
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you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
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i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
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