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so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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