Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
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yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
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This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
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