Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
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I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
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Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
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