the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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