dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
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Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
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I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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