I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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