The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
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Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
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Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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