took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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