Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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