is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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