What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
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He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
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Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
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