I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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