i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
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